Where on earth is Charley Uchea??? Whether you want to admit it or what this chick was most definitely annoying. Talking about how much her clothes cost and all her celebrity connections made her totally CHAVTASTIC and to the Black community an embarrassment. 
Wikipedia describe her as an unemployed, self-styled 'it girl' from, Southeast London ( Lord may I be remembered for something better than that)! I saw her in Oxford street straight after she left BIG BROTHER, people were following her everywhere... desperate or what? 5 minutes of fame, not quite! RIP CHARLEY'S CELEBRITY CAREER 2007-2007!
Like alot of the British public I immensely enjoyed being serenaded by Alexandra Burke every Saturday night...(as did my fella (hummmm) However, now she is off the radar and I can't find her or that 20" inch weave anywhere! It was announced that on 13th February 2009 she had signed a £3 million, five-album US record deal with Epic Records so I guess we just have to wait patiently...Hurry up Alexandra!!!
While reading todays SUN newspaper it was so sad to see Jakiey Budden (Jade Goody's mother) sitting at her daughter's grave, still laden with beautiful flowers after Saturday's burial...Never does a mother even ponder the thought of seeing their children die before them. One thing about the picture that provided some comfort was that whilst on her own in that secret place she was reading a Bible...I pray that the words she reads will provide some contentment and may even cause her to draw closer to the Lord before her time comes to meet him herself.
This 21 year old has been thrust into the media spotlight ever since he began his relationship with the late Jade Goody...Many people have questioned his motives and intentions, while others have just fallen in love with the most tragic love story of the year.
Jade apparently insisted that he move on and enjoy his life, after all he is still a baby...and there is no way he could be expected to mourn forever. I have a feeling that the paparazzi are already lying in weight to catch the first glimpse of him with another female...You know how the British press are...Raise you up and the tear you down...
We at Diva Academy have come up with some suggestions for what he can do next!
1) Become a magazine pin up...
2) Start dating a member of The Saturday's...
3) Sell his story to all the tabloids and make loadsa money...
4) Become a spokesperson for UNICEF...
5) Go back to school...
6) Check into rehab...
7) Put some weight on...
8) Emigrate to Australia and open stables for abused horses...
9) Any danger of staying out of trouble Jack?...
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If you type DIVA in to any search engine Kimora Lee Simmons chubby little cat face should come up because in my opinion (chubby little cat face and all) she is pure fabulousness!!! In her show Life in the fast lane, my girl shows us viewers what's she's working with and its glamour all the way FRIENDS WITH KIMORA
Could I be friends with Kimora? Hell yeah I could borrow her clothes, go vacationing on her yacht, have 6 outfit changes a day and have the best lace front money could buy! ( Please don't tell me you thought all that was hers) (remember Kimora is half black y'know)
RAISING KIDS THE KIMORA WAY
I have a daughter who at times forgets her position in the who's boss food chain but she's no diva...As well as baby Gap, Next and Monsoon my baby chick can rock primark....can I say the same for Aoki Lee and Ming Lee...NO these baby chicks are fully fledged DIVA'S OKAY Louis V all the way baby!
LOVE LIKE KIMORA Now after her break up with Russell, I wondered who's next? I mean Russell is top dawg, millionaire, media mogul, hooked up and not your average baby daddy! Who could possibly fill his shoes????? 
Djimon Hounsou...THAT'S WHO! Kimora went back to her roots (bloodline roots that is, not the lacefront roots (she would have ended up with APU FROM DELHI) and wanted to get down with the motherland...YOU GO GIRL! Now she's extending her dynasty with another bubba...We can't wait!
STRUGGLING LIKE KIMORA
Not everyone knows that our girl Kimora was bullied as a kid growing up in St. Louis, there were no other Asian girls and the Black girls were like 'OH NO WE DON'T THINK SO! YOU AINT STEALING OUR MEN WITH YOUR CURLY HAIR AND CUTE CHINKY FACE' So our girl had to hang with the White chicks as they accepted her and gave her a chance. 
By the time she was ten years old she was already 5 feet 10" tall and fit in nowhere...All the ingredients for a fabulous future, having hater's in your life always pushes you to succeed...I was bullied (WHERE ARE MY MILLIONS????)
Nevermind, I love her and will continue to.....she's our generation Joan Collins, Diana Ross and Ivana Trump rolled into one! Someone that fab is gonna last and last and last!
Kanye and Omarion have more in common then getting into the Billboard charts, they have now started a new trend that is DATING BI SEXUAL STRIPPERS!
Maybe the fame and fortune has afforded more women than they could handle and they may just be bored with the standard chick these days...? More va va voom... I don't know these celebs!
Now every now and then I get that feeling..y'know the one. When the hairsyle you've dreamt of for 6 months before you got it now just ain't cutting the mustard anymore.
At the moment I'm rocking a very short crop with a long side swept fringe a la Rihanna..my friends have named me the poor man's Rihanna ( however I still love them!) I'm thinking about maybe putting an all over colour throughout...I'm thinking burgundy as it really warms up my face and summer is on the way Diva's!
Alternatively how about a 16"-18" jet black weave with a centre part??? I love the glamour of that classic style, its just FABULOUS! 
Having a short crop goes with the funky, edgy retro side of me I liken my stlye when afforded to a cross between Rihanna and Kate Moss (not first thing in the morning, at those wee hours I liken myself more to Rihanna after she had been buss up by Chris, but I look like I was actually ran over by the Lambourghini as well!) 
In the meantime...I'll keep scouring the net and magazines for inspiration before I decide to colour, chop or extend!
Mwah!
