Diva Academy

You know we've all asked this question before when we've spotted the cute guy across the room, with the oh so trendy jeans and bang on trend plaid shirt, his hair is sort of cut like Ashley Cole's and his physique is magnifico to say the least...wait...hold on...you're kidding me...oh no he didn't just roll his head from side to side as he crossed his legs all while holding a glass of champagne with his pinky finger raised!!!

How sad for us women today who are searching for that knight in shining armour, these days in the current climate of metro sexualism we are more likely to pull a knight in pink batty riders! Oh the horror If they aint gay, then they are in prison and if they are not in prison then they are catholic priest's and if they are not catholic priests they are fine, good looking, hard working, down to earth men that belong to another woman...AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!


There are some sista's who are so desperate to have a man that they will date him blatantly knowing he is bi sexual, swinging both ways, hand in all the pies, giving and receiving...you get the message diva's!!!lol Why do these women do it to themselves? Desperate housewives comes on and he's running to the sofa with toffee popcorn in tow, sitting beside you cross legged eyes glued to the latest antics on Wisteria Lane (God forbid!) He's telling YOU about the sale at Topshop and he wants to know when your brother is coming to dinner again cos 'he's so easy to get a long with'...!

On the same note am I the only
diva that thinks Jennifer Hudson's fiance looks a bit suspect(are those brows plucked?)??? Just saying!

MWAH X