Well as I mentioned last week I would be documenting what I had got up to on Saturday. You were also meant to to do it so I hope that my inbox will be full tomorrow!I spent my weekend with two lovely little girls my partner has named 'The Ragga Twins' so called because of their hysterical split personality! One minute they would be speaking the Queen's English albeit with northweezy twang, then all of a sudden it was as though they had been possessed by Shaka Demus and Pliers!! G and his son were happily chilling in my living room on the Friday night watching Sky sport's news while the twins were playing on the floor...Out of nowhere they just turned to the boy's and said "Who You A Look Pon! I was in the kitchen trying to hold back my laughter because even though it was rude, it was hysterical!
On Saturday night my Mum had a dinner party for about 20 odd guests, I didn't plan to stay but how could I resist the menu of Roast Lamb, Fried chicken, Lamb Curry, Coleslaw, Roast potatoes, Rice 'n' peas, apple crumble, cake and the rest! I ate and ate and the twins performed! "Can you dance girls"? they were asked "Yes", they replied "What can you do then"? "DUTTY WINE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I was in shock but once again couldn't help but laugh, they are so small to look at, then they just shock you with their patois. Like when Sharice (the bossier yet smaller of the two) was
chasing Shanice (the bigger and more innocent of the two) It went a little something like this! "Cum ere gal...me a go murder you"!!! Yes I was and still am laughing!
chasing Shanice (the bigger and more innocent of the two) It went a little something like this! "Cum ere gal...me a go murder you"!!! Yes I was and still am laughing!Please note the 4 year old twins were born in the U.K and have spent only a fortnight in Jamaica on holiday last summer. They came back changed women!!!!! Be careful where you send your pickni...I mean children! x
We are all shocked, saddened and slightly amused by the events that we shall call AlfieGate... how did this baby-faced teenager become a father?...How did he survive the attack from that 15 yr old marshmallow?... How can he and the baby have the same sized head?...Questions, Questions, Questions...
I was reading the Sun newspaper the other day and they reported that if the marshmallow gets her own flat when she turns 16, Alfie could move in with her as her child because he is too young by law to be recognised as her partner, she could then end up claiming child benefit for her man! Well at least he'll be bringing some money in!
If Alfie and marshmallow were my kids I would not have them splashed all over the newspaper's, their parent's have really exploited their kid's for cash and now for that greedy choice are currently being investigated by the council for receiving payments from different media sources....woops! If that had been an Asian, African or Caribbean family that marshmallow would be on the first flight 'BACK HOME' after sustaining some licks! Even if they had to tie her to the wing she would be going back!
The current standing on the case is that a paternity test will be done to confirm whether Alfie is in fact really little Maisie's dad. To date up to 6 other baby's, I mean boy's have come forward including Richard Goodsell, 16 He said: "I know I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that the baby has my eyes– even my mum thinks so."...Okay Richard!!! And Tyler Barker aged 14who claims just like half of the boys in town to have had a sexual relationship with marshy... To be honest I hope Alfie isn't the daddy, he deserves a second chance and I hope he'll think twice about where he sticks his little matchstick in future! Bless him.............
Hi Reader's...
I have had a great idea to introduce you to eachother! What I would like you to do is document what you have done on Saturday by writing a few paragraphs accompanied by 2-3 pictures, you could be in your house all day or shopping, cinema whatever...I just wanna know! Email it all to divaacademy@ymail.com and I will publish them. I think it will be a laugh! We shall start from SAT 21st and run it till we get bored...if your in HOLLA...Can't wait to see ya! xxx
This Sat I'm looking after twin girls Shanice and Sharice who are 4 years old...Log in monday to see what we got up to!
One of my Diva's asked me today...How do I maintain my Diva at work?
Easy I thought, I don't know about you but if I'm going to have to sit in an office all day and be worked to the bone I better look good while it's happening!
Now I used to hate getting up in the morning for work and not know what to put on and end up getting it all wrong and not feeling my best all day.
My Tip: Prepare what you are going to wear the night before, including s
hoes, bag and accessories. That way you can already see if its a good look or not and make last minute changes. Now you can stop staring at all the ladies on the tube with you that have it going on....cos now you do too! Preparation is the key.
My Tip: Prepare what you are going to wear the night before, including s
hoes, bag and accessories. That way you can already see if its a good look or not and make last minute changes. Now you can stop staring at all the ladies on the tube with you that have it going on....cos now you do too! Preparation is the key.I used to hate looking in the mirror after lunch because I never looked as good as I did in the morning. Face was all shiny, hair a little flat, perfume faded. The day had worn on and so had I.
My Tip: After lunch see it as the beginning of a totally new shift, go to the bathroom and touch up your make up you'll be suprised at what you can do in 5 minutes. Powder your face, go o
ver your eyeliner, reapply lippy (although I know you've been doing that all day Diva!) If your me you will also reapply blusher and make sure my eyebrows have not rubbed off! Finally spray your perfume and float back to your desk looking HOT!
My Tip: After lunch see it as the beginning of a totally new shift, go to the bathroom and touch up your make up you'll be suprised at what you can do in 5 minutes. Powder your face, go o
ver your eyeliner, reapply lippy (although I know you've been doing that all day Diva!) If your me you will also reapply blusher and make sure my eyebrows have not rubbed off! Finally spray your perfume and float back to your desk looking HOT!Talking of desks make it your home from home.
My Tip: Have a photo of your Kid, honey, or fave girls night out. At my old desk I used to write a note to inspire me and stick it up and refer to it all day...Something like 'when I'm rich I'm going blow this place up'. It helped me you may choose something else!
My Tip: Have a photo of your Kid, honey, or fave girls night out. At my old desk I used to write a note to inspire me and stick it up and refer to it all day...Something like 'when I'm rich I'm going blow this place up'. It helped me you may choose something else!
Remember some colleagues and bosses have only been created to STEP ON YOUR DIVA....Don't let it happen, they have no power over you, its a job... I don't want to hear any of you down or depressed because of their antics. Make your paper's and just think of all the Divalicious way's you can spend it!
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
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I bet if you asked any Black woman who her top 5 celebrity White men were they would all mention the same 5! What is it with us, where is the variety in our choice's have these particular 5 been born with some Black girl attracting gene?
You see our men think they know who we like, I bet you can be sure when your other half see's LL Cool J grace the TV screen, he gives you a side glance...just to check, when Terrence Howard comes peering through the TV screen at you with those gorgeous green eyes of his your man starts fidgeting knowing the temperature in the room suddenly went up!.....And as for Tyrese lets jut say all of a sudden there's game to watch on Sky Sports!!! Boy's you are not fooling us!!!
The great thing about liking a CWM is that no one suspects it, you can happily drool over Beckham right in the presence of your man because you know that he love's him too (ok he love's his footie skills) but were all on the same loving page at least!
I have never dated a white man, it just hasn't happened in my life but I have never been anti the idea. I mean it would be great in so many way's, he would be so easy to please as you know he would be sooooo happy to have you on his arm. You could pass corned beef and rice off as some gourmet meal, how would he know it's the equivalent of fish and chips! Also he would show you off like something he won at a Black History month Fair and you know you would be the centre of attention with all his friends saying you look like Naomi Campbell or Beyonce Knowles. You know i'm truth talking now Diva's!
Anyway hope you enjoy the gallery of the top 5 CWM we'd love to LURRRRVVVE! xxx
ps....If your top 5 line up would be different...Holla at a Diva!
A single guy’s perspective on being single.... Why is it that I am still single? That is a question I keep asking myself.
My last long term relationship ended about 2 years ago. After cracks began to show we couldn’t work things out so we separated. Ever since then whenever Valentine’s Day comes racing around, I can’t help but think of what I had once with her had and more importantly... why I am still single after so long?
Nowadays it seems to me that girls are only interested and attracted to guys that are BAD or give the impression that they are BAD. You know what I mean when I say bad the one’s that have the
tough exterior, the bravado and give off that overly confident demeanor. Now I know what I’m talking about because once upon a time I was one of those guy’s.You ladies like to put on the romantic speech that your looking for a good guy who treats you right and buy’s you flowers just because, and leave notes around the house, but when we do that you ladies TAKE US FOR GRANTED and if you really don’t mind me getting down to the nitty gritty please admit that you start telling your girlfriends that “He loves me up too much, its getting annoying” ...WE MEN CAN’T WIN! When Veyan asked me to contribute from a man’s perspective on being single, I was hesitant but I must say I’m getting into this now!
As a single guy especially around this period, I just want to know one thing WHERE ARE ALL THE SINGLE WOMEN? The good ones that is! Where does a guy have to go to find a good woman that’s relationship material?
I find in my own personal experience that it’s hard to find an attractive woman who is single, I’d like think I have all the smooth words, humour and looks J. I don’t want to be desperate and start calling up these single ads
and registering for online dating services, but why can’t a lady give me a sign, like wink at me or give me a smile, I mean If I received a signal like that I’d be in there, but... nothing. Do single women exist anymore? Where do I go? How do I know you are single? What do you want me to do???????If I had a girl right now I’d make sure everyday was Valentine’s day...The search continues....!
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