Diva Academy

Well as I mentioned last week I would be documenting what I had got up to on Saturday. You were also meant to to do it so I hope that my inbox will be full tomorrow!I spent my weekend with two lovely little girls my partner has named 'The Ragga Twins' so called because of their hysterical split personality! One minute they would be speaking the Queen's English albeit with northweezy twang, then all of a sudden it was as though they had been possessed by Shaka Demus and Pliers!! G and his son were happily chilling in my living room on the Friday night watching Sky sport's news while the twins were playing on the floor...Out of nowhere they just turned to the boy's and said "Who You A Look Pon! I was in the kitchen trying to hold back my laughter because even though it was rude, it was hysterical!

On Saturday night my Mum had a dinner party for about 20 odd guests, I didn't plan to stay but how could I resist the menu of Roast Lamb, Fried chicken, Lamb Curry, Coleslaw, Roast potatoes, Rice 'n' peas, apple crumble, cake and the rest! I ate and ate and the twins performed! "Can you dance girls"? they were asked "Yes", they replied "What can you do then"? "DUTTY WINE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I was in shock but once again couldn't help but laugh, they are so small to look at, then they just shock you with their patois. Like when Sharice (the bossier yet smaller of the two) was chasing Shanice (the bigger and more innocent of the two) It went a little something like this! "Cum ere gal...me a go murder you"!!! Yes I was and still am laughing!

Please note the 4 year old twins were born in the U.K and have spent only a fortnight in Jamaica on holiday last summer. They came back changed women!!!!! Be careful where you send your pickni...I mean children! x