You know we've all asked this question before when we've spotted the cute guy across the room, with the oh so trendy jeans and bang on trend plaid shirt, his hair is sort of cut like Ashley Cole's and his physique is magnifico to say the least...wait...hold on...you're kidding me...oh no he didn't just roll his head from side to side as he crossed his legs all while holding a glass of champagne with his pinky finger raised!!!

How sad for us women today who are searching for that knight in shining armour, these days in the current climate of metro sexualism we are more likely to pull a knight in pink batty riders! Oh the horror If they aint gay, then they are in prison and if they are not in prison then they are catholic priest's and if they are not catholic priests they are fine, good looking, hard working, down to earth men that belong to another woman...AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!


There are some sista's who are so desperate to have a man that they will date him blatantly knowing he is bi sexual, swinging both ways, hand in all the pies, giving and receiving...you get the message diva's!!!lol Why do these women do it to themselves? Desperate housewives comes on and he's running to the sofa with toffee popcorn in tow, sitting beside you cross legged eyes glued to the latest antics on Wisteria Lane (God forbid!) He's telling YOU about the sale at Topshop and he wants to know when your brother is coming to dinner again cos 'he's so easy to get a long with'...!

On the same note am I the only
diva that thinks Jennifer Hudson's fiance looks a bit suspect(are those brows plucked?)??? Just saying!

MWAH X


1. Sorry but for me these two are THE ultimate UBER COUPLE. Their long lasting business partnership (I mean marriage!) has earned them bucks via Perfume ranges, clothing lines and mega endorsement deals like 'Police' sunglasses. The moniker's they have named their children are bang on trend for the celebs that they are and as for Posh well! Fashionista, businesswoman, designer, singer (NOT), owner of Becks (I mean wife!) Who says a girl can't have it all! We wish you guy's a Happy 10th wedding Anniversary this July 4th!????

2. Will n Jaida...Huh Jaida we aint mad at you! You scooped our Fresh Prince of Bel Air, then you tricked him into getting you pregnant twice and all this while my man becomes a Hollywood favourite and is the A* hunk of the A list! How you do it girl No I'm playing... I love their height difference, his smile, her eyes, their cute kids and their jointly successful acting careers. They set a great standard in the Black community and best of all NOT A GOLD TOOTH OR OVER SIZED DIAMOND ENCRUSTED, PLATINUM CHAIN IN SIGHT...PHEW!


3. Jay-Z n Beyonce. This secretive, super, celebrity couple have us wanting to dress up in all black, fly to New York and stalk them. I wanna climb a tree, peek through a window and see what these two really get up to! On the real we all love to hate this couple, they are both at the top of their respective music genre's, their UBER rich and fabulous...but apart from their music WHAT DO WE REALLY KNOW??? How long did it take for B to actually admit that they were in fact actually married? What was that about? WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE!(pleeeeeaassse!)

4. Jermaine Dupris n Janet Jackson. When these two hooked up I was slightly suprised, as Janet normally goes for those suspect looking light skinned guys that look like their batting for the otherside ( if you know what I mean!) !!!
He's Hip Hop, he's current and the type of guy I didn't think Miss Jackson would date. We all know JJ has problems with weight gain, apparently the more in love she gets, the more burritos she eats! JD should come with a health warning!!!

5. Nick n Mariah. WOOP, WOOP! Congratulations to you both for lasting longer than 6 months!!! I admit I was (kinda still am) a sceptic of this partnership. On hearing the news my mouth hung open for about 10 days. What about Christina Milian and Selita Banks? I'm sure Nick was engaged to both of them...OOOH WEEE they must be mad!
I'm keeping an open mind, the 11 year age gap, the fact that Mariah is mentally delicate at times does not mean they will not last but I'm keeping hands, fingers, legs and toes crossed for this union.



I dont know what it is about Kanye and Amber Rose but i'm loving them! Their style is cutting edge to say the least. I love the retro shades, lycra leggins, afro mohican and the total pre meditated mismatch of colour and style they so skillfully execute time after time after time....Enjoy the pics....


 

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